>Undocumented Windows 95 Error Codes
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>As to the validity of the following error codes I cannot testify.
>
>Here they are:
>
>Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found.
>Microsoft forgot to explain them in the
>manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:
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>WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
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>WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
>
>WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
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>WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
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>WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
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>WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
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>WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
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>WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
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>WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
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>WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
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>WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
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>WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!More!
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>WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
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>WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
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>WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
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>WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
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>WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
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>WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
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>WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one.
>Old Windows licence is not valid
>anymore.
>
>WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
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>WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
>software. We are terribly sorry.
>
>WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next
>time you will get a penalty for that.
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>WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
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>WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
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>WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
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>WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
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>WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
>virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks
>will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
>
>WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please
>click the left mouse button to continue.
>
>WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional
>errors may not be displayed or
>recorded.
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>WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another
>game?
>
>WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the
>system to complete boot procedure.
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>WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available and
>
>WinErr: 625 Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the
>past ten minutes
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>WniErr: 902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, I'm not lying,
>your monitor is wrong
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>WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that?
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>WinErr: 72b Memory Error - What? Tell me again.
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>WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: - Although your disk is in perfect
>condition (I just formatted it), I don't like it any
>more and
>
>WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were neatly
>arranged and fully optimised, so I had to mess
>them up and put a couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place
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>WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - $200 to Gates or your computer gets screwed
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>Winerr: 294b BlackMail Error - $200 to Gates or I'll show your wife the
>JPG's you just downloaded
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>WinErr: 394 Memory Error - you have been attempting to run this on a
>Pentium 120 with 64MB of RAM. This is not
>good enough.
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>WinErr: 872 Can't Be bothered - Do I have to?
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