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     I have been very happy with Wife ver 1.0 so never upgraded to 
     GirlFriend ver 2. Besides, I'm not very good at multitasking ;) 
      - Jack

Ahh but now comes Mistress 1.0 this new utility works in harmony with 
Wife 1.0 it requires no multitasking on your part with the new 
AssureAvoidance(tm) software.

Yes with the Mistress 1.0 upgrade you can be sure of perfect harmony and 
pleasure without corruption or reduced performace of Wife 1.0.  Wife 1.0 
functionalities will not be effected by use of Mistress 1.0 (***) so you 
can use them together without fear.

     Thats funny when I tried to install Mistress 1.0  Wife 1.0 gave me a 
     fatal error and nearly reformatted my hardrive. As a mater of fact
     wife 1.0 reset port settings, I was worried I would permantly lose use
     of my joystick. I was  worried I might end up having to upgrade to
     wife 2.0! Luckly I got the bugs out and everythings back on line but I
     learned that Mistress 1.0 is not compatable with wife 1.0 on MY system!

This is an early bug in Mistress 1.0 and is caused by you failing
to select the "Blissful ignorance" option when configuring for Wife 1.0.

This is clearly detailed in Chinese on page 210 of Appendix C which you
could have ordered for an additional $500 as recommened on page
38 of the manual under the heading "Cop out clauses or how you take the
blame" this section is clearly printed in 2 point font in the right hand 
margin.

I suggest you keep using Mistress 1.0 and when ResolveStickSituation
comes out in 2nd Quarter '97 all you problems will be solved.

*** - Only guaranteed with ResolveStickySituation upgrade due out 2nd 
Quarter '97


     Future upgrades for Mistress 1.0

TeenageBabysitter 1.01 (previous version has been upgraded to include an 
  age check)

WifesSister 0.9a (still in Beta testing but looking good although some
  problems have proved difficult to recover from, we will
  solve the "Fatal Exception" raised by Wife 1.0 before release)

Hareem1.0   Mutliprocessing capabilities allowing you to run up to 10 
  Mistress 1.0 sessions at once.

HareemServants1.0  Same as Hareem1.0 but you are allowed more than 10 
  Mistresses at once.

     and of course the eagerly awaited

ToyBoy1.0 attachment for Wife1.0 this allows Wife1.0 to use the extended 
  bank account option and allows Husband1.0 to use the Chapter 11 
  bankrupcy option included in ToyBoy1.0.

    And for our younger clients GirlFriend1.0 now can be configured for

GirlNextDoor1.2.1 , this fixes the previous bug with Father1.0 that 
  resulted in a "Fatal Exception" being raised.

OlderWoman2.0 

RichOlderWoman1.0 this requires a remote Wife1.0 and ToyBoy1.0 to work 
  correctly.

All versions (except those sold in the Republic of Ireland) now come  
with Contraception4.0 protection as standard.


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