:li.The female always makes the rules.
:li.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification.
:li.No male can possibly know all the rules.
:li.The female is never wrong.
:li.If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
:li.If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did
or said wrong.
:li.If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for
causing the misunderstanding.
:li.The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
:li.The male must never change his mind without the express
writen consent of the female.
:li.The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
:li.The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
:li.Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
:li.If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
:eol.