Date: Fri, 11 Apr 1997 13:42:09 -0500 (CDT)
From: "Karsten E. Braaten" 

Seminars For Women

1. "Are You Ready To Leave?" -- Definition Of The Word "Yes"
2. Appropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly "Honey, Do I Look Fat?")
3. Fundamentals Of Map Reading
4. Advanced Math Seminar -- Programming The VCR
5. You Too Can Go Shopping For Less Then 4 hours
6. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End Of The World: A Study In Contrast
7. The Seven-Outfit Week vs. The Seven-Week Outfit
8. Automotive I: Getting Past Automatic Transmission
9. Automotive II: The Meaning Of Blinking Red Lights
10. Automotive III: Driving A Constant Speed
11. Automotive IV: Makeup And Driving - It's As Simple As Oil And Water
12. Automotive V: Crying And Law Enforcement
13. The Super Bowl: Not A Game - A Sacrament
14. Telephone Translations (was: "Me Too" Equals "I Love You")
15. Spending The Money You Earn, Instead Of Just His, Can Be Fun Too
16. Gift Giving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
17. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
18. Beyond "Clean And Dirty": The Nuances Of Wearable Laundry
19. We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: Let's Let It Drop
20. MYOB: Proper Response To Other Couple's Public Arguments
21. Joys Of The Remote Control: Reaping The Benefits Of 50+ Channels
22. What Goes Around Comes Around - Why His Credit Card Is Not A Toy
23. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
24. Committment Schmittment - (was Wedlock Schmedlock)
25. "To Honor And Obey:" Remembering The Small Print Above "I Do"
26. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
27. Channel Surfing: Sizing Up A Program In Less Than One Second
28. Putting The Seat Down Yourself: Potential Energy Is On Your Side
29. Your Mate: Selfish Jerk, or Victimized Sensitive Man-Child
    Healin Wounds By Expressing The Latent Wild Man Within?




Seminars For Men

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
3. The Toilet Seat - What The Hinge Is For
4. Planning For Your Future: How To Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas -- Give Us Money
6. Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming In Drunk At 4:00 AM
7. Classic Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash My Silks")
8. Parenting -- No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9. Get A Life -- Learn To Cook And Then Clean Up The Kitchen
10. How Not To Act Like A Jerk When You're Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling -- Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You -- The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. Garbage -- Getting It To The Curb
16. The Morning Dilemma: Shower First, Then Breakfast
17. You, Too, Can Stay Awake
18. "The Weekend" And "Sports" Are Not Synonyms
19. Give Me A Break: Why I Know Your Excuses Are So Much Dog Doodle
20. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost
21. The Remote Control -- Overcoming Your Dependency
22. Romanticism - Ideas Other Than Sex
23. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
24. Mother-in-laws -- They Are Often People, Too
25. Male Bonding -- Leaving Your Friends At Home
26. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
27. Changing Your Underwear -- It Really Works
28. Telecommunications: How To Phone Home