> > Subject: Points to Ponder
> > 
> > _____________
> > 1.  If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
> > 2.  Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
> > 3.  What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only
> > endangered plants?
> > 4.  Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
> > 5.  Is it possible to be totally partial?
> > 6.  What's another word for thesaurus?
> > 7.  If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
> > 8.  Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
> > 9.   Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
> > 10.   Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
> > 11.   Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone
> > will clean them?
> > 12.   Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
> > 13.   If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
> > lights off?
> > 14.   If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a  sound?
> > 15.   If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
> > 16.   When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
> > 17.   Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
> > 18.   If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right  to
> > remain silent?
> > 19.   Why is the word abbreviation so long?
> > 20.   When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
> > 21.   If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
> >