> A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.  He eats the
> sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter.
> 
> As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you
> going?  You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
> 
> The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA!  Look it
> up!"
> 
> The bartenders opens his dictionary (all respectable bartenders keep one
> handy) and sees the following definition for panda: "A large mammal of
> Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.  Eats
> shoots and leaves."