NewsFlash:

Last night, yet another incident of a man running naked 
on city streets in Oklahoma.  This one did not have a decapitated
head in a backpack however.  He had a sledgehammer and was attacking 
innocent trucks and cars, in Nicoma Park.  He had also greased himself
with butter from head to toe before beginning his truck bashing
rampage, making him very difficult to catch by the local Nicoma Park
police.

Do you think it is wise to stop drinking the water now, or is this
perhaps...Mad Cow Disease?