>   Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
>   being sized up by St. Peter.
> 
>   "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure
>   whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously
>   helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in
>   America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going
>   to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to
>   let you decide where you want to go."
> 
>   Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"
> 
>   St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places
>   briefly, if it will help your decision."
> 
>   "Fine, but where should I go first?"
> 
>   "I'll leave that up to you."
> 
>   "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
> 
>   So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
>   clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around,
>   playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was
>   shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
> 
>   "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY
>   want to see heaven!"
> 
>   "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
> 
>   Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting
>   about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as
>   enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered
>   his decision.
> 
>   "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
> 
>   "Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."
> 
>   So Bill Gates went to Hell.
> 
>   Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late
>   billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there,
>   he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames
>   in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.
> 
>   "How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
> 
>   Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
>   "This is awful!  This is nothing like the Hell I visited two
>   weeks ago!  I can't believe this is happening!  What happened to
>   that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad
>   women playing in the water?!???
> 
>   "That was a demo," replied St. Peter