From: coyote@thehub.com.au (Coyote)
Newsgroups: alt.gothic
Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 09:45:47 GMT

Hi.

Tired of being rejected out of hand for job after job solely on the
basis that Marilyn Manson "isn't the sort of image we're looking to
promote, here at the bank"?

If so, try this stock standard rejection of rejection letter:

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 [Firmıs Name]
 [Firmıs Address]

 [Your Address]
 [Your Phone #]
 [Date]

 RE: Position as advertised [Date of Advert].

Dear [Employment Officerıs Name], Thank you for your [phone
call/letter] of [date here]. After careful consideration I regret to
inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
employment at [name of firm here].

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your companyıs outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does
not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment
with your firm immediately. I look forward to seeing you then.

 Yours sincerely,

 [Your Name].
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If anybody actually does end up using this, please lemme know what
happens.