It has recently been rumored that Mohammed Salemeh only "Wanted more holey
places in this godless city!".

(Mohammed Salemeh is suspected of exploding a bomb which created a huge
crater in the garage beneath the World Trade Center)

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The Top Ten Recommendations for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and
Firearms surrounding Koresh's commune in Waco, Texas:

10. Dig a deep pit, fill with water, stock with gators; ask Koresh to "come
    on out and show us that walking thing again"

9. Disguise a smart missile as a CNN mini-cam & send 'er in

8. Have ATF agents begin assembling wooden crosses in view of compound

7. "Hey!  Your pals Barrabus and Judas have stopped in!  Party time!"

6. Have the US Air Force drop a relief shipment of Jack-in-the-Box catering
   to them

5. Woo children out for big hug by dressing ATF agents in "Barney the
   Dinosaur" costumes

4. Threaten to disconnect CNN uplink, interrupting flow of live interviews
   to satellite network

3. Tell Koresh he has a conference call with Oral Roberts and God waiting
   on the outside line

2. Provide Koresh with a love offering of a GM pickup "souped up" just for
   him by Dateline NBC

...and finally...

1. Offer Muslim Extremists refund of van-rental security deposit for
   providing their own special skills