>Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers:

>20.  Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
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>19.  Fetch command not available on all platforms.
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>18.  Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
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>17.  Too difficult to "mark" every website they visist.
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>16.  Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
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>15.  Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
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>14.  Involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway they're browsing
>      www.pethouse.com instead of working.
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>13.  Keep bruising nose trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
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>12.  Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
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>11.  Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies
>      tail-wagging.
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>10.  Oh, but they WILL...... with the introduction of the Microsoft
>     Opposable Thumb.
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>9.  Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
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>8.  'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS!  Now, cats, on the other hand......
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>7.  Barking in the next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition
>    software.
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>6.  SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
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>5.  SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the
>    question!
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>4.  Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
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>3.  Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's leg.
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>2.  Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
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>       and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers......
>
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