BORG JOKES

We are Deter of Borg:  Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate.
We are Heisenborg:  You will probably be assimilated.
We are Pentium of Borg:  Division is fultile.  You will be approximated.
We are Hugh of Borg:  We wish to assimilate Troi.  Geordi is our friend.
                                     He can watch.
Yoda of Borg are we:  Futile is resistance.  Assimilate you, we will.
We are Trebek of Borg:  For $200, it's futile and starts with R.
We are Ebola of Borg:  Vaccines are irrelvant.  We are resistant.
We are Rambo of Borg:  Resistance is the desease.  We are the cure.
We are Bjorn of Borg:  Your serve will be returned.  You will be humiliated.
                                     Advancement is futile.
We are McCoy of Borg:  He's assimilated, Jim!
We are Fudd of Borg:  Pwepawre to be aswimiwated.
We are Porky of Borg:  You will be as... assa... assim... oh, forget it.
BorgerKing:  We do it our way.  Your way is irrelevant.