The George Thorogood
    1 shot scotch
    1 shot bourbon
    1 glass Avita "Turbo Dog" beer.

    Pour liquor into beer.  Pour mixture into you.  Then have some pour
you into bed.

The Start.
    1 glass of strained lime juice.
    2 teassons sugar
    2 oz. Stolachnya Vodka
    Mix well.  Have a few, and don't worry; the floors allways there
for you when you need it.

The Finish.
    3 oz. Grain Alchohol "Scott Home Whiskey"
    1 glass lemonade.
    sour mix to taste
    Give one to freind. Take pictures.  Give two to hated enemey,
remove evidence.  Give three to anything, notify coroner.