Cat Sweat

3 oz.  gin
2 ox OJ
splash seltezer and...
2 more 0z, vodka
    Mix, drink and then try pronouncing the drinks name.  Continue
until it sounds properly slurred.

BoyToy Juice

2 oz gin
sour mix to taste,
1 oz 151 rum.
    Adminster to SO until s/he "feels funny"  Then take complete and
total advantage of hirm.  Then empty bottle, fill full of roses and give
it to hirm. With pain killers.  And lots of quiet.