Stats

Aspect: 2 (with 5 AMP)

Domain: 3 (with 5 DMP)

Realm: 0 (with 5 RMP)

Spirit: 2 (with 5 SMP)

Gifts

Nothing to See Here: No really, there isn't.

Handicaps

Affiliation - Wilde: Freedom is the highest principle. Sanity and mundanity prisons. Give in kind with a gift received.

Addicted to Speed: (Self-explanatory)

Distrusted by Nobles: He just seems... shady.

Teenage Boy: ...and everything that entails.

Poor Social Skills: ...a geeky teenage boy, at that.

Uninspiring: (Self-explanatory)

Hears Voices: (Who knows?)

Dependent Pets: (Family flaw) Tamagochi

Untalented Imperator: (Family flaw) She must take the appropriate challenge; cannot resist computer game duels.

Background

Zack Crenshaw has been the Noble of Nothing for under a year now, and seems to be adapting to it remarkably well. One day, he was a sixteen year old kid, sitting around with some friends after school, smoking up, when Dweezel, stoned out of his mind, accidentally recites an ancient incantation that ennobles the entire group of them. Zack?s friends became Nobles of Shiny Pants, Bongs, Flashing Lights, Premature Ejaculation, and Drugs over at Chancel Bogus, while Zack became Noble of Nothing. Since then, he?s spent a majority of his time wiring the realm up with Ethernet, taking speed, and playing Quake. Occasionally, he?ll take a brake, and read up about his domain in a library left by his predecessors. He's fairly anti-social, and can be a real whiny shit some times, but normally he just spends his time on the computer.

Like previous Nobles of Nothing most other Nobles distrust him, for fairly obvious reasons, and he can hear his domain talking to him, constantly. The speed he takes seems to focus him, so the voices don?t drive him crazy, as happened to the four previous Nothings over the course of a few weeks.